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Post by Halestone48 on Jul 4, 2010 19:18:07 GMT -5
The funny! the serious! the absurd! post awesome quotes you have made up or heard.
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tensaiishida
Jedi Knight 
Watching my disney princess movies eating my kiwis.[rs:Gaurdian119]
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Post by tensaiishida on Jul 4, 2010 20:55:33 GMT -5
"I went into the kitchen and I threw a sink at him; then he went to the bathroom and threw a bathtub back." ~Andy Roddick
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Post by Blitzcanon on Jul 4, 2010 22:47:00 GMT -5
"When life gives you purple make the purple pants of doom."-Blitzcanon
"when life gives you penut butter give it to your dog and let the fun begin." ~ Blitzcanon
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Post by Zigorkhan on Jul 5, 2010 1:32:33 GMT -5
"Did you know that Jedi Luke Eats Babies? Really? Well he's never officially gone on record stating that he doesn't eat babies. Whats wrong luke? Too busy eating babies to answer?
Zigorkhan doesn't eat babies, and goes on the record stating he is against eating babies. Zigorkhan believes in the Future of babies, and believes in Freedom, liberty and Justice for all.
Unlike some other baby eating people..."
~ This message has been brought to you by Runescape Jedi Knights for the truth.
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Reezhyro
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Wherever you have been...there you were!
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Post by Reezhyro on Jul 5, 2010 2:41:43 GMT -5
Accidents at the wheel causes car-wrecks; accidents in the back-seat causes babies. -Unknown
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Post by thepr0phet on Jul 5, 2010 12:28:59 GMT -5
"Lifes a pain., Get over it."
"Its all Fun and games till some one gets hurt, then its hilarious."
"Lifes not about how hard you can hit, its about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving foward."
South edit: There was stupid language so I fixed it
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Bb5mes
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Grammar Nazi
In my world, everyone's a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies.[rs:Bb5mes]
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Post by Bb5mes on Jul 5, 2010 14:19:50 GMT -5
Alrighty, guys, let's keep this rated PG please.
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tensaiishida
Jedi Knight
Watching my disney princess movies eating my kiwis.[rs:Gaurdian119]
Posts: 108
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Post by tensaiishida on Jul 5, 2010 20:21:49 GMT -5
It must be true because the fortune cookie said so.
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18811691
Jedi Knight
read the sign!
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Post by 18811691 on Jul 5, 2010 21:57:30 GMT -5
"it's because of some scientific bull****" -my dad
edited by BB for language.
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Post by Halestone48 on Jul 13, 2010 8:57:47 GMT -5
when life hands you lemons, make lemonade... or squirt the nearest person in the eye, turn and run away.
- author unknown
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Nero
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I am master of the Warrior's guild :D[rs:14xxneroxx14]
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Post by Nero on Jul 15, 2010 11:56:08 GMT -5
When life gives you lemons paint that Sh*t gold. Unknown
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Aslow
Jedi Knight
I'm weird. Get over it.
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Post by Aslow on Jul 17, 2010 0:04:58 GMT -5
See I got this new game called "a life" which has AMAZING graphics, but leaves me little free time. Gambling, sex, and drugs just keeping me too busy. Wait no...wrong things. I meant college, job, and girlfriend keeping me too busy. - Sir Kevin  |
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Stryskeltor
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Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero[rs:Stryskeltor]
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Post by Stryskeltor on Jul 17, 2010 1:20:05 GMT -5
Do your little bit of good where you are; it's those little bits of good put together that overwhelm the world.
Let the months and years come, they can take nothing from me, they can take nothing more. I am so alone, and so without hope that I can confront them without fear. The life that has borne me through these years is still in my hands and my eyes. Whether I have subdued it, I know not. But so long as it is there it will seek its own way out, heedless of the will that is within me.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view.
Wisdom is knowing what to do next; Skill is knowing how ot do it, and Virtue is doing it
Whatever is at the center of our life will be the source of our security, guidance, wisdom, and power.
Six essential qualities that are the key to success: Sincerity, personal integrity, humility, courtesy, wisdom, charity
Believe those who are seeking the truth; doubt those who find it.
It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might make an error.
Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise: and he that shutteth his lips is esteemed a man of understanding.
I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognizably wiser than oneself.
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