Claim the Hill

[Reezhyro]

*takes knife out of back and stabs hale in the eyeball*

my hill

[Halestone48]

um.... *watches reez hit me without a knife* I don't leave my knives in peoples backs..... I take them out.


*fires rocket launcher at reez and watches in satisfaction as it hits.*

my hill

[Reezhyro]

*pissed off that hale ruined my personal look-a-like android, i find a spartan laser*

Imma chargin ma lazor! shoot da whoop!
*full contact hit on hale vaporizes him instantly*

my hill

[Halestone48]

I blink looking slightly singed.


ow.... *fires my own lazar at reez*

my hill.

[Reezhyro]

fired at me but didnt hit I slice hale up with energy sword.

my hill

[Halestone48]

I re-form my body and blast reez with an energy bolt vaporizing his body.


my hill

[Reezhyro]

Realizing that hale must be made out of the same substance as the t-1000 from terminator 2, i push him into a molten steel chamber at a steel plant.

my hill

[Halestone48]

huh I have never watched the terminator


anyway. as I fall I teleport behind reez and stab him in the back again. i then teleport him back to the steel plant in midair.

my hill.

[Reezhyro]

me being a being of fire, the molten steel chamber merely makes me stronger

i pick up a bit of the molten steel and hurl it at hale and it melts him.

my hill

[Halestone48]

im not made out of metal


I quickly heal my burns before freezing reez in a block of solid ice which I then throw into outer space./


my hill.

[Reezhyro]

hale, you accidentaly threw me at the sun which thaws me out.

*i return to earth and defeat hale in a game of Rummy*

my hill

[Halestone48]

I freeze reez in a solid block of ice one mile high wide and long and throw it into space AWAY from the sun in a path that will not hit any planets.


my hill.

[ginta319]

*meteor comes scorching through the atmosphere going straight at Hale's hill, meteor destroys hill, I come out of the meteor-rock capsule* My hill.....err...crater. =D

[Halestone48]

I make a new hill by filling in the crater burying ginta alive.
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my hill.


(note: the meteor missed the reez ice block)

[Reezhyro]

The meteor misses me, but I still end up being affected by the meteor's gravitational pull so slightly that it alters my trajectory some and I end up hitting an astroid. Meanwhile: Sephiroth...err...I mean Ginta...laying in the center of the poory covered crater (bc hale was lazy) he absorbs the lifestream that came to heal the new wound of the planet, turning him into a nearly immortal, angelic being, with one black wing sticking out of the right side of his back. After aquiring his new demi-god powers he decides the crater (no-longer a hill now) is of no worth to him and goes off to conquer the rest of the world, while everyone else still fights over the crater. I fly from the astroid to the crater while everyone is distracted by ginta.

My crater!

(note: super long posts ftw lol)