Claim the Hill

[Ki-Lynn]

*bulldozes the hill into a flat plain*


*sets up a coffee shop called " Coffee House of 'You Just Lost Your Hill' " *
lol.

[Super Budah0]

*Buys a fancy overpriced coffee only to find a hair in it. Sues Kiki for the mental damages to my psyche from the common case of hair in beverage syndrome*

My coffee house.

[inocain]

Notices the coffeehouse surrounded by a moat on his land and sues the hell out of Budah, Kiki, and Rembold. They are forced into his slavery. He makes them destroy the coffeehouse, fill in the moat, and restore the hill to it's previous state.

MY HILL!

[Stryskeltor]

of course the new member forgot to pay the rent and i sued him in which everything he owed is now MINE so i own budah, kiki and inocain. i make them build a cave to the center of the earth i slay them and throw their bodies down into the hot fiery abyss bury the tunnel and make the hill in a fortified citadel with a nice large moat to protect it from other ppl my castle!!!!!!!!!!!

Ps i also pay the rent so hahhahahaha

[Super Budah0]

Rem completely forgets that he built his castle in the remains formerly known as Falador. Using the wonderful power of the Gaze of Saradomin, I manage to respawn into the castle walls where I was once laid to rest in a most brutal way. Using the 3 items that I was lucky enough to keep, my trusty whip, my handy dandy spade of barrows, and of course my ever faithful rune pick, I manage to kill Rem. Using my spade, I dig down to the graves of my two fallen clanmates, providing them with proper burials. Then I use my pick to destroy Rem's castle of tyranny, thus putting an end to his rule in the lands formerly known as Falador. With the small energy I have left, I place my spade in the ground triumphantly, showing a sign of my proud accomplishment.

My destroyed castle hill thing.

[Stryskeltor]

luckily i always make a copy of myself ( just to be safe) i hear of this news and slay budah with my weapons and armor i loot his body take his armor repair it and rule the kingdom with peace,love and intelligence.

[Halestone48]

Before I come along and use a superpowered ice barrage to permanently freeze rem and all of his clones/copies and take over the hill.


my hill.

[Stryskeltor]

well considering that it not a hill any more mel froze the wrong hill useing all he magic paower and runes i set up anti magic barriers to defend my castle my hill!!!!!!!!!11

[inocain]

Umm... I have the deed to the hill, falador, icey thingy. MY HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Stryskeltor]

*discovers lax minder lied about the deed. slays him and still keeps the castle* mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!